1. My bra size should be C-4 cause these are some bomb ass titties

     
  2. superawesomesassmaster:

    this is the kind of shit that will get yo ass beat

    (via guy)

     
  3. idooowhatiwaant:

    mcdownies:

    ofdarknessanddisgrace:

    bethandgrace:

    hazelthinking:

    kittywinkle-master-of-jarate:

    What If The Male Avengers Were Posed Like The Female One?

    Can’t decide if I find the hulk’s pose funnier than Cap’s.

    My teacher showed this in class and all the guys were super uncomfortable. It was beautiful.

    Avengers ASSemble

    (Source: arcaneimages, via potatokamikaze)

     
  4. flowergirlrobichiko:

    thecatsmustbecrazy:

    special delivery

    BRING ME SCHRÖDINGER’S HEAD

    (via tides-will-bring-me-back-t0-y0u)

     
  5. Clara: “What was that?” … Courtney: "Nothing"

    (Source: bellctrix, via doctorwho)

     
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  7. mamacastiel:

    IM FUFCKING CRYING AT THIS PICTURE OF A DUCK

    FUC KING LOOK AT THIS SHIT

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    IT’S LIKE

    no

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    d ont hurt my childern

    (Source: tsukiyamas, via guy)

     

  8. fascinates:

    people who make you feel better about yourself when you’re sad are so important 

    (via leave-me-alone-im-sleeping)

     

  9. chickensandwich:

    i don’t ONLY care about myself. i care about like 5 other people. and animals.

    (via guy)

     

  10. whatwouldfezwear:

    the-sarcastic-robot:

    if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

    Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

    Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 

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    I love that story

    (Source: katorade27, via leave-me-alone-im-sleeping)